Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
1 time in my english class there was a fly going around the room and it was annoying everyone and it came over to my desk and i caught it with my hand and like 15 ppl started clapping but i couldn’t get up to throw it in the trash because i had a boner
When you try to tell a joke you heard but mess it up so its not funny anymore